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What's a deadpool?
Basically, you pay an entry fee, which goes into a pot. Then you
come up with a "HitList" of famous people. You earn
points if they die. The winner gets the pot.
Signing up
Click
here to go to the sign up page, where you will be asked to
register. Payment, and a complete list of celebs must be received
not later than 11:59 pm (EST) March 14, 2001.
Entry Fee
1. The entry fee is US$50. The fee
may be paid by check or money order (by Mail or in person),
or by credit card via PayPal.
All fees must be received by 11:59 pm (EST) March 14, 2001.
*** Special note for
first-time PayPal users *** If you sign up and use PayPal for
the first time, you get $5 backs from PayPal. If you use deadpool@blogfucker.com
as a referral when you sign up, I get $5, which I will then
refund to you. In other words, if you've never used PayPal and
you use us as a referral, your entry only costs $40. See
PayPal for details.
2. The pot consists
of all entry fees minus the charges that PayPal imposes
to use their service (it's, like, 2% or something), and will
be divided as follows:
- 1st place: 75% of the pot.
- 2nd place: 25% of the pot.
- 3rd place will get back his/her
entry fee.
- If 20 or more players participate,
the last place player will also get back his/her entry fee.
3. All moneys will remain in a PayPal
account until March 15, 2002. The only foreseeable exceptions
to this are: 1. PayPal closes its virtual doors (not unlikely
given today's market). 2. So many people sign up, and the
pot grows so large that it makes sense to move the money into
an interest-bearing account. In such an event, all interest
will remain with the pot, and the winner(s) will make out
like graverobbers.
4. The blogfucker gets a free entry. I'm
not making any money on this (in fact, I'm losing money, as
I have to pay for hosting the website, etc.), so I'm letting
myself play for free. I'll still play fair, though, I promise.
The HitList
1. Potential corpses must be real life
human beings. The dog from Frasier and South Park's
Kenny McCormack are not eligible.
2. While they need not be actors
or musicians, they must be famous. Famous athletes, scientists,
politicians...all are eligible. Here's good rule of thumb
as to whether someone is "famous enough": If his/her
obituary would appear outside his/her home state, they qualify.
3. They may not be famous
merely for being sick. Kids with cancer, conjoined twins,
the guy you saw on
Ripley's Believe It or Not are not eligible.
4. They may not be scheduled
to die as of March 14, 2001. Timothy McVeigh is ineligible.
However, if the kid from Jerry McGuire shoots a 7-11
clerk, is arrested, tried, sentenced to death and executed
before March 15, 2002, he counts. That probably won't happen,
though.
5. Players are discouraged from including
the bL0gfucker
on their list. You would still get the points (an admittedly
tempting 70 points!) if I croaked, but it would probably make
you look suspect in the eyes of the authorities.
Earning points
1. If someone on your list dies between
12:00 am, March 15, 2001 and 11:59 pm, March 14, 2002, you are
awarded points, based on the celeb's age. The formula for determining
points is 100 - a = p, where a
is the corpse's age and p is the number of points. As
a result, the death of a 30 year old (100 - 30 = 70 points) is far better
than the death of an 80 year old (20 points). When kids die,
it totally rules.
2. If a celeb dies after the
player has submitted his/her list, but before March
15, the player receives no points, but he/she may pick another
name to fill the slot (provided the name is picked by March
15).
3. Players
will be disqualified if they participate, directly or indirectly,
in the demise of one of their chosen corpses. However, players
will not be disqualified for participating, directly or indirectly,
in the demise of anyone on someone else's list. While
collusion is frowned upon, it is not illegal (murder, of course,
is).
4. The celeb must be declared
dead. If Scott Baio's plane goes missing over Lake Erie,
and he's declared missing, it doesn't count. If he pulls a
Tom Hanks, however, and is declared dead (even without a body
washing up on shore or anything), then the player gets the
points. Unless he turns up alive by March 15, 2002, it counts.
5. All manners of death are acceptable
(encouraged, even). In fact, a special 10 point bonus will
be awarded for any celebrity who dies of auto-erotic
asphyxiation.
The winner
The winner is the player who, as of
Midnight (EST) March 15, 2002, has the most points.
In the event of a tie, the winner will
be he/she with the youngest dead celebrity. If it's still a
tie, the winner will be he/she with the oldest celebrity
who's still alive. If it's still a tie, the winners
will split the prize. For that reason alone, it is suggested
that you come up with a diverse list of celebs. Stay away from
the "obvious" choices, and you have a much better
chance of avoiding a tie.
*** The
Bob Hope Rule ***
Ever since George Burns died a few
years ago, the frontrunner in just about every dead pool around
has been Bob Hope, who is, like, 138 years old. Therefore, it's
really no fun to put him on your list...until now. If you put
Bob Hope on your list and he dies, you LOSE 20 points. If you
put him on and he lives, however, you GAIN 20 points.
The choice is yours. I mean, he'll probably be dead any day
now, but then again, the old coot has been thwarting deadpoolers
for years.
The bL0gfucker (that's
me) reserves the right to change these rules at any time. I also
reserve the right to add incentives and bonuses (like the auto-erotic
asphyxiation bonus, see #5, Earning Points above) as the year
progresses. The bL0gfucker's decision is final, although I will
attempt to find consensus solutions to any conflicts which may
arise.
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